Alright, I think you already know that Scotty McCreery just won American Idol Season 10, if you’re late then READ IT HERE. Scotty McCreery might be your 10th Season Champ, but do you still remember his way up before winning this season? Well, all I can remember right now is Jordan Dorsey. I’ve no idea if Jordan is still watching American Idol after he gets dumped during the announcement of TOP 24 but I’m sure that he knows now who wins American Idol 2011, right? It’s Scotty McCreery. Oh, wait I think I know that guy, lol! Ok, to those who are not able to catch Hollywood Week, then here’s the short story: this might not be accurate but whatever. I think Scotty doesn’t have any group during that night and NO ONE wants to be with him. Jordan Dorsey is a leader of one group and when Scotty talks to him if he can join the group, Jordan let Scotty sing. It’s like McCreery is auditioning for Dorsey. Then after listening to that deep baritone, Jordan dumped McCreery telling Scotty that his voice will not work on his group, lol. Too bad for Jordan because McCreery wins American Idol Season 10. Jordan, you just got owned big time and that makes you our PICK OF THE WEEK!
Anyone here remembers Jordan Dorsey (American Idol Season 10)
Haley Reinhart is in it to win it, Randy!
Alright, just so you know, James Durbin is out! I find it hard to believe that people whine like sissy bitches just because their favorite’s gone. So yeah, James Durbin’s gone but why? Well maybe because he’s not doing well these past weeks. Last week, he didn’t do well, and during that second round he cried for no reason – just crying and stop singing, what’s that all about?! Last night, both of his performance were weak in all levels! No matter how the producers want him to win and how the judges tried to praise him even if he suck, he’s still bad. Enter Haley Reinhart… oh sure, she’s Casey Abrams’ sweetheart but that’s not it. It’s about her getting all the hate because of James Durbin’s exit. Everybody, including American Idol producers, want Haley to go home tonight. That’s why she is our PICK OF THE WEEK!
Jacob Lusk screaming and the male-female epicness
Just so you know that the vibrato shakin’ Jacob Lusk finally met the end of his so-called American Idol journey today, standing along with the ever boring Lauren Alaina in the bottom two. Sorry to say, but the crotch grabbing Jacob Lusk has nowhere to go but home tonight. It was destiny. However, the two of them could go home and that will not change anything. But who is Jacob Lusk? Well, as much as we want to make him as our pick of the week, we still couldn’t do it the previous weeks because of the over pimped Casey Abrams and the good looking Stefano Langone still kicking ass in the show! Too bad for Jacob ‘though, he didn’t last long after Casey went out, but that’s alright because for the very last time, Jacob Lusk is our PICK OF THE WEEK! How can you forget last night’s performance. It was awesome! Well, actually it was stupid, but hey, you should know better than that! Crotch grabbing, pelvis thrusting, angry stomping, banshee wailing, male-female singing, and more hilarious non-sense you could ever think of. Maybe Jacob should try dressing like this (video below) to literally make it, NO AIR!
Casey Abrams for the very last time on American Idol Season 10
Alright, Casey Abrams was eliminated last 28th of April 2011 but the said fat bearded guy will not simply give this up without a fight! Casey Abrams is still hammering the news. He’s like a watered down version of Pia Toscano, for chrissakes! So while we are laughing our ass off on people’s reaction that Casey Abrams should be the next American Idol, we will be picking Casey as our pick of the week for the very last time! First, we have no idea why people care about the girls he is dating?! It’s maybe because people likes entertainment and Casey Abrams is no doubt to be a great entertainer! Yeah, all of his fans thinks like that and maybe you can count me in too?? And by the way, now that Casey and Stefano were both gone, it’s hard to leave this ‘pick of the week’ section. Jacob Lusk might be next to entertain us, who knows…
Casey Abrams did it again on American Idol Season 10
Oh, look at this: the over pimped Casey Abrams strikes back and this time it’s about kissing the most beautiful woman on Earth (who happens to be an American Idol judge), Jennifer Lopez, while singing another train wreck. We all know that in this season, dirty tricks are really necessary to survive the show. So while Scotty McCreery likes drooling to the camera and make himself look stupid in your TV screen, James Durbin is also out there bringing Hulk Hogan and Zakk Wylde with him. What about Casey Abrams? Well, Casey is bringing his own growl/shout fest to the stage – that’s the only two things you can remember from this guy. In this episode (20th April), he kisses Jennifer Lopez in front of the camera.
Stefano Langone: The Giant Killer!
Stefano Langone is no doubt to be the hottest guy in American Idol Season 10 right now, but guess what… there’s more to offer other than good looks. Our boy, Stefano, is simply causing disasters in the show and we’re loving him more because of those calamities. Nope, not the kind of loving or calamities you’re thinking right now but the guy is no doubt to be born lucky. (1) He survived a fatal car crash. (2) Gets away with a couple of funny things and not getting busted. (3) He’s putting the judges into a state of panic and make them use their ‘Save’ trick early to a bearded guy who likes to shout when singing. (4) This is just in… he’s making the judges (and the audience) drop their jaws and shocked the nation by winning the battle against the season’s frontrunner – Pia Toscano. (5) He even drive people to make a petition website to bring Toscano back in the show, but of course, you know yourself that those kind of crap will not work!
Casey Abrams is shaking, and fell on his knees, and…
Casey Abrams seems to be an amazing guy to look at and as long as he stays on the show, I am guessing that he’ll always end up on our Top Pick choices. American Idol judges used their saving power to this guy and wow, Casey just can’t believe it! He’s been shaking and all that, forgetting he’s on national tv being watched by 30 million people. Anyways, that’s not it! Shaking is okay as long as you’re genuinely shaking. Those excessive reaction is like something Casey Abrams can’t be proud of say like… 10 years later! Specially if you’re falling in your knees and your head falls smacked in Seacrest’s crotch! All that caught on camera so why not?! First butchering that Nirvana classic, now this?! Awesome! PICK OF THE WEEK!!
