American Idol Season 11 Episode 7 : (St. Louis/MO Audition) – OK, so last night’s episode aired the audition from Portland [OR] and tell you what… I just think that there are more tears flowing (that includes all the sob stories) than those screaming for that worthless Golden Ticket. Wait, did I just say ‘worthless golden ticket’??? Oh yeah sure, because that ‘Golden Ticket’ is really ‘golden’ if you’re Chris Daughtry, Adam Lambert, Carrie Underwood, etc – you know what I mean. If you’re just an average mofo who happens to pass on a 2 YES and a 1 NO judgement, then consider yourself out already! Trying is good ‘though, just don’t beg once you get sacked in front of other contestants on Hollywood Week! Boy, nothing gets more embarrassing than that! And I tried not to think that those begging contestants knew that there are cameras everywhere and youtube will immortalize such stupidity, lol! Tonight, it’s the turn for St. Louis, MO to bare it all for the camera. What’s really new once again? Nothing, of course! Oh… it was said that there will be a new video to be aired in this episode. A new video from Madonna for her new single, “Give Me All Your Luvin,” featuring Nicki Minaj and M.I.A. That song title reminds me of ZZ Top but who knows…
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Before we proceed, I think it would be better if you will know that tonight’s episode will be the last audition, or so something like that. After this, all of these hopefuls will be battling with each other in Hollywood Week. Competing with other ‘Golden Ticket Holders’ will not be easy. Only the strongest will survive that round, specially on the dreaded ‘Group Round’.
Tonight, a crowd of 10,000 losers came out to try their luck, hoping that they will be the next American Idol. The first contestant appearing in this damn TV set is named Johnny Keyser! A guy coming from Papano Beach, CA. He’s doing his own rendition of Sam Cooke’s “Change Is Going To Come”. It happens that they are literally loving this guy, so there you go: Hollywood is next!
A collage of muted losers came popping the tv screen, what then…
Then came some ‘sob story’ or I have no idea how is it really called. Notice to all the guys out there, her name is Rachelle Lamb, and she’s a single mom or soon to be single mom so you better take the word. Apparently, she can sing well but it so happen that I am sick and tired of all these bogus ‘sob stories’ then here is what she have in store: she’s going through a divorce (like it never happened in this country) and blablabla…
Oliver McCrary, sounds pretty horrible! Not to be confused McCrary with McCreery there, but Randy Jackson tried acting like Simon Cowell in there: “if that is your wife, he is going to be divorced.”
Reis Kloeckener came from St.Louis and I don’t like this word but he’s trying to be a fag! I mean come on, he’s tellin’ everybody that he’s been bullied like Brett Loewenstern and I was like, wow… who freaking cares?! If you can’t come up with a good sob story at least this guy can sing in average so a YES came out!
Steven Tyler talking to the hopefuls…
22 year old Ethan Jones might be the ‘rocker’ of American Idol Season 11. Guess what, a mild sob story is still a sob story so please don’t even think about it! Well, in his case he got this: his dad found the biggest band in St. Louis, he’s a school drop out, he’s been to rehab! From the look of things, that’s what celebrities and rockstars are all about and the guy can also sing, so let’s see what the future holds for him.
Mark Ingram, is working in that Hotel where the audition was held. I think this is literally crazy. So the guy works here, and all of a sudden he joined the audition??? Too bad he can’t sing sh*t so a NO for you.
22 year old Lauren Gray closes this episode. Her family owns a wedding shop and she’s not new when it comes to singing. She sings with her dad in a Southern Rock Band and in this audition, she’s doing her own rendition of Adele’s One And Only. The judges were all impressed. Looking forward on how well she goes next. Three yeses!
46 people are going to the Hollywood Round. Only 6 might triumph and the other 40 goes home, lol!
