Alright… finally we are able to see the 1st episode of American Idol Season 11. Now I think that everybody might be ‘anxious’ or excited because maybe this is the season where we can see a boatload of 16 year old singing in front of us! You guys already know how Scotty McCreery swept the other WORTHLESS ‘Idols’ last 2011 so I’m sure that the producers might be focusing their attention on what sells and not on what you want to see! I for one don’t like watching tiny kids singing in front of me then I will vote for her/him after the show??? Maybe my neighbor’s daughter will do that thing for me! Face it; 28 year olds like Adam Lambert, Carly Smithson, or just any of those (you know what I mean) were all YESTERDAY’S NEWS! 16 year old singers is the new deal nowadays so sit back and let us watch the same boring ‘funny audition episode’ that this show keep on shoving in our faces! What do you know it’s American Idol and we love it, lol!
In this 1st episode, American Idol gang goes to Savannah (of course we all know that this episode is pre-taped about 6 months ago, so we’re just fooling ourselves, lol) and there were about 10,000 hopefuls and losers coming up! Now, there is a buzz about this tiny black kid who people call the next Scotty McCreery! I won’t bother mentioning his name because bad publicity is still a publicity so I think I’ll leave it at that. At least, Scotty McCreery is singing Country and for the most part of it, that’s a ‘mature’ genre.
HERE ARE THE LIST OF THOSE WHO “MADE IT”…
THOSE THAT WERE JUMPING IN TEARS OF JOY…
AND OF COURSE, THE GOOD ‘OL LOSERS THAT WE ALL WANTED TO SEE
(remember, American Idol will not exist without them)
David Leathers Jr , 17 years old – ZzZzz…. I don’t like this kid since I first saw him but yes, he made it to the Hollywood.
Gabby Carrubba, 16 years old singing Sunday Morning by Maroon 5, another kid making it to Hollywood Week!
These next four names were all making it to the Hollywood Week. Brianna Faulk, Neco Star, Molly Hunt, Elise Testone.
Jessica Whiltey, 19 years old – is a freaking bad singer! Boy, I can sing even better in my next day shower!
Shawn Kraisman, 26 year old this dude looks like Seacrest but looking like Seacrest will not grant you an automatic yes from the judges. The singing is pretty average! Nah, he was sacked!
Shannon Magrane, 15 years old – Received a YES and a golden ticket!
Amy Brumfield – 24 years old – Watch out for her in the Top 24 if she made it in there! She’s having her sob story with her to win your votes, lol! She’s currently doing fine for Hollywood Week right now…
Joshua Chavis – 23 years old – Haha, this is what I like about this show! Crying contestants after getting rejected! Get a life… or maybe a job!
Stephanie Renae – 15 years old – a kid with an age like that singing a Carrie Underwood song is a big risk in national TV. 2 yes and 1 no. She’s in to the Hollywood but she’ll not survive!
Schyler Dixon 16 years old – goes to Hollywood Week
Colton Dixon 19 years old – Oh sure, how can I forget this guy?! The loser from Season 10. Well, last year he made it this close to the voting public but he got sacked the last minute, lol! Too bad. This time, he auditioned once again. Can’t believe the time being wasted by this guy – he is 19 years old so that means IT’S ALRIGHT! HE’S STILL YOUNG! Mentality… but he can release his own CD if he really wants to sing! But hell no, he’sin for another audition and made it to Hollywood Week once again. Goodluck!
Lauren Mink , 25 years old- Hollywood Week!
Mowuena Ko – Haha, terrible… but what is American Idol without them?
Ashlee Altise -28 years old – Come Together – At least some really good singer who is not a kid! Hollywood Week!
W.T. Tompson – 25 years old – Getting a NO from Steven Tyler endangers your ‘career’ in the voting public so she must work it out! Getting a yes from these two worthless judge (lopez/jackson) is simply to comfort you! If you get a NO from these worthless judge, then that means YOU REALLY SUCK! Hollywood Week…
Erica Nowak – 28 years old – some crazy fan who is not up for the singing but only to meet Steven Tyler. That’s a clever idea! Didn’t make it, sorry…
Brittany Kerr- Hollywood Week
Phillip Phillips – 20 years old – Hollywood Week
That sums up around 42 contestants are on their way to Hollywood from Georgia! You are already familiar that getting a golden ticket is simply WORTHLESS nowadays! So I’ve no idea why would someone fell into their knees and cry and all that kind of crap! Excited flying on a plane maybe?? Haven’t been to Hollywood before?? Boy, as a contestant, you know yourself that you’ll be competing a lot in the so-called “Hollywood Week” and that will also make you compete with other good singers! It’s the battle of the best singers and BAD SINGERS shine in Hollywood Week!
