American Idol Season 10 Episode 33 : So, after having a good laugh on one Jacob Lusk’s fan trolling this blog, I am back to give you the results regarding last night’s performances. It is no secret that Jacob Lusk is the worst singer left standing and reaching the Top 5 is simply stupid. Try this one for size, “No Air” and “Love Hurts”, not to mention the male-female singing, crotch grabbing, pelvic thrusting, angry stomping… oh, nothing gets more hilarious on those performances but anyways, guests for tonight will be Jennifer Lopez, and Lady Antebellum. Not a fan of both. Seacrest announces American Idol Tour, 60 million votes, and the first 3 dates for the American Idol 2012 auditions. St. Louis (28th June), Portland (2nd July), and Oregon (22nd July). Don’t miss the best seats (for the tour), buy your ticket now.
Seacrest once again, reshuffles the contestants. He sends my favorite Jacob Lusk to stand by the ever boring Lauren Alaina. Haley standing with James Durbin, and sending Scotty McCreery to the safe zone. He then asked Scotty to pick which pair is safe but of course, it’s a tradition to refuse when asked so Seacrest leads Scotty to James and Haley and announces that the three were safe. That leaves us with the crotch grabbing Jacob Lusk and the ever boring Lauren Alaina standing in the bottom two.
The results are in and FINALLY, the horrible vibrato came to an end! Jacob Lusk eliminated, I can’t believe it! I can’t even believe that you’ve reached this far, Jacob, but whatever! For the very last time, we will be able to hear a boatload of screaming Jacob Lusk in that montage. The pelvic thrusting Jacob Lusk then ends the show by singing Luther Vandross’ “A House is not a Home”, yeah right!
JENNIFER LOPEZ (with PitBull) – On The Floor (American Idol Season 10)
LADY ANTEBELLUM – Just A Kiss (American Idol Season 10)
